Some examples of my comedy writing

2022 Finalist in The Erma Bombeck | Anna Lefler Humorist-in-Residence Program

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The Onion (headline only)

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New Dallas Visitor's Center Exhibit Focuses On All Things That Went Right During JFK's November 1963 Visit

Centipede Tearing Ass Across Floor Must Be Really Late For Something

Elderly Man Looks Even Sadder When Smiling

Inspirational Mugs Your Therapist Doesn't Want You To See

Woman Spirals Into Vortex Of Self-Doubt After Trader Joe's Cashier Does Not Compliment Any Of Her Selected Items

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McSweeney's Internet Tendency

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The Encyclopedia Entry For The Midwestern Dad

An Airbnb Listing Written By My Mom To Me

Irish Blessings For Returning To The Office

 

Slackjaw

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Jesus Answers Some FAQs

A Millennial's Guide To Impressing Your Intimidating Gen Z Cousin At Thanksgiving

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Points In Case

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Did You Fall In Love At First Sight Or In A Kiddie Pool Full Of KFC Gravy?

My Latest Job Rejection Email, Translated

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The Belladonna Comedy

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Why I, A Balloon, Am Letting Myself Go

Daily Itinerary Of An Inspirational Mug At TJ Maxx

What Your Favorite Bath & Body Works Retired Fragrance Says About You

Vacation Tips For Women Traveling Solo That Are Also Super Helpful To Police If You Get Murdered

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Things Only 80s Kids Who Went On Double Dare And Absolutely Boned It Will Remember